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Hamilton Who Laughs Last, Laughs Best

JokesAdder — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:39:56 +0000

Now there now there. It was revealed last week that Lewis Hamilton, the new F1 genius, laughed at his dad Anthony when he crashed an expensive Porsche supercar. A couple of days later they changed the roles. (more…)

Hands Off Max Mosley

JokesAdder — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:25:16 +0000

It is funny to see how the double morals society is pecking on Max Mosley for his whore scandal. The most stupid thing is that all the men on F1 paddock who say Max Mosley has to step down from the post of President of FIA have used whores for themselves. (more…)

MacDonalds Sponsored Nancy Wins Competition

JokesAdder — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:09:33 +0000

To many this Saturday came with a bit of a shock following the MacDonalds sponsored sabotage of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s new musical Oliver. (more…)

Lifeguards Are Prevented from Dumping On Beaches

JokesAdder — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:05:14 +0000

If you’ve ever lived in a seaside town or spent your vacation in one, you’ve probably noticed those yellow guys called lifeguards. Really annoying! No more lifeguards - a new directive has come to power. (more…)

USA Sends Disaster Expert to Burma

JokesAdder — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:26:01 +0000

To help Burmese people coping with the devastating results of cyclone Nargis, government of the USA has deployed a secret agent – one of the leading Disaster experts in world. (more…)

American Children to Swear Under the Flag

JokesAdder — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:21:14 +0000

American government has revealed the plans to urge school children swearing under the Stars Spangled Banner - the official flag of the USA. (more…)

Cannot Guarantee No Nuts

JokesAdder — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:44:18 +0000

Well, I got this dairy, I make milk, yeah, particularly. I’m a milkman. Not a biggy one; I only got a dozen cows including me wife. So I decided to go supermarkets. I mean, I wanna my bottles up into Tesco, you see.

Then this middleman came and told me this and that, yeah, he was concerned about allergy (more…)

Cruphts Dog TV Show Named The Rudest

JokesAdder — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:41:25 +0000

In the annual competition for the honour of carrying the title of “The Rudest TV Show of the Planet” BBC’s The Cruphts Dog show has emerged as the leader.

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Sequel To High School Musicball

JokesAdder — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:51:54 +0000

It was revealed in a secret meeting in Hollywood that a sequel to the popular High School Musicball would be filmed soon. We have the latest gossip on the cast. (more…)

Drug Users To Receive Prizes

JokesAdder — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:30:51 +0000

Recent Grammy Awards in Los Angeles proved that the world has turned upside down. Drug users were openly celebrated and prizes were given to them with all the condolences. (more…)