Lifeguards Are Prevented from Dumping On Beaches
If you’ve ever lived in a seaside town or spent your vacation in one, you’ve probably noticed those yellow guys called lifeguards. Really annoying! No more lifeguards - a new directive has come to power.
According to this source, lifeguards will be banned from beaches because they make too much mess. It is quite understandable - those guys hang around the beach for the whole day long and as there are no bushes near beaches, they take dump right in the dunes.
Following the complaints of tourists, beachgoers, swimmers, surfers and other queer personages it was decided to ban lifeguards for good.
Suicidal junkies and daredevils cheer - nobody would disturb their sinister pursues any more.