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MacDonalds Sponsored Nancy Wins Competition

To many this Saturday came with a bit of a shock following the MacDonalds sponsored sabotage of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s new musical Oliver.

All fat-cheeseburger-eating mommas signed up for MacDonalds initiated pledge and voted Jodie as Nancy. It will be very exciting to see the new show with the big, angry, gasping Jodie playing a fragile girl of 17. It was rumored that after finishing a season with Oliver, Jodie will receive a role of Juliet in the new Westend stage play based on famous Willie Shakespeare.

Everyone who has a bit of sanity left and everyone who has read Charles Dickens, understands that Jodie is not Nancy by any measure… did I say measure? Oh, sorry, I must be so mean!!!

And Graham Norton, what were you thinking? Did you think it was funny when you introduced Jessie - the favorite of Sir Andrew and the favorite of all those normal, music lovin’ people as “Big Irish?” Considering where you came from yourself… I’m thinking about giving up my Graham Norton fanclub membership and I will definitely keep away from Westend, because, you know - no matter what the fat-cheeseburger-eating mommas vote - Jodie, you are not Nancy!!!

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2 Responses to “MacDonalds Sponsored Nancy Wins Competition”

  1. Ms Scrubbs Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 3:42 am

    I agree. I will never go to see the show. It will be a comedy!

  2. Eddie Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 4:54 am

    :D I’d love to f*** Jodie but only when it is dark, because I am afraid of her. She looks like a murderer. I bet she would make a good Mrs Bumble - I can see her eating kids’ liver :)

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