Dinosaur Jokes

Do you know why the dinosaurs became extinct? Perhaps these dinosaur jokes will give you the clues.

What did the doctor say to a dinosaur when he complained about stomach-ache?
Must be someone you ate!

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.

How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt?
Tricera-bottoms.

What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.

What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
Rep-tiles.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.

What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.

Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!

What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.

What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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