Funny Dog Jokes

What is the result of a dog eating corn knobs?
Poop-corn.

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If your dog lost his tail, where would you get another one from?
A reTail shop.

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What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk or take the dog?

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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bicycle away.

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What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?
Rough, rough!

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What happened when a dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.

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What did the fleas do when they won the lottery?
They bought a dog in Spain.

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Danny, I think your dog likes me, he's been looking at me all night.
That's because you're eating out of his bowl.

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Doctor, I feel like a dog.
Then go to see a vet!

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How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
There are lots of poodles on the road.

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- Doctor, I keep thinking I am a dog.
- Well, get up on this coach and I'll examine you.
- I can't, I am not allowed on the furniture.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

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John: My dog and I go for a tramp in the woods every day.
James: Do you enjoy it?
John: Oh yes, but the tramp is getting a bit fed up with it.

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