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Why was Tutankhamun coffin'?
Because it was damp in his Tomb.


What did ancient Egyptian postman say to a boy?
"Hey, fellow, is your mummy home?"


What is mummy's favourite kind of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.



What would an ancient Egyptian voyeur do?
He would peer-amidst the palm trees.


Who wrote the treatise on Egyptology titled "Egyptian Mummies"?
M. Barmer.


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They are too wrapped up in themselves.


How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
Toot-and-come-in.



 

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