Smelly Fish Jokes

1st Angler: Did you get many bites today?
2nd Angler: Yes, forty four.
1st Angler: That's amazing, mate. What are they?
2nd Angler: One fish and forty three mosquitoes.

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Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
"Quick," said one fish to the other, "let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we'll get wet!"

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Why is a fishmonger never generous?
Because his business makes him sell-fish.

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John asks the angler: Is this river any good for fish?
Angler: It must be. I cannot get any of them to leave it.

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Who is the most formidable lover across the oceans?
Moby Dick!

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What is a mermaid?
A deep-she fish.

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Billy-Bob: "You remind me of the sea."
Betty: "That's because I am wild and romantic with deep blue eyes?"
Billy-Bob: "No, because you smell like rotten fish."

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Billy-Bob: Did you mark the spot where the fishing was so good?
Danny: Yes, I put an X on the side of the boat.
Billy-Bob: Oh, that's ridiculous! I just don't believe you could be so stupid! What if we take out another boat next time?

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What do you get if you cross a whale with rotten fish?
Moby Sick.

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What does a diver get paid if he works extra hours?
Undertime.

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