Funny Gay Jokes - Transvestite Humor

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Teacher: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were her mother.
Parent: I am not. I am her father actually, and she is my son.

Why did the gay enjoy his dinner?
Because it was nicely minced.

Gay: "Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of trousers."
Doctor: "You have to come out of the closet, dear!"

Why couldn't a moth fly straight for a second?
Because he was gay.

How much does the ice cream cost in Brighton?
Fifty ponce.

How do you call a homosexual maggot?
A faggot!

How do you call a bear who has a flat in Brighton and another one in San Francisco?
Winnie the Poof.

What traffic signs do they have on blind corners in San Francisco?
MIND THE PEDEraSTRIANS.

Johnny went to serve in the navy.
The first night on the sea; he sees other sailors becoming anxious and heading for a certain door.
He follows them and sees a beautiful large picture of a naked Nymph hanging by the wall. A hole had been made in a certain place in the picture and all the sailors come by the picture in turn and shags the Nymph.
The young sailor follows the example and after the orgy is over asks his older mate:
"Can I come again tomorrow?"
"Sure you can!"
"And Wednesday?"
"Sure you can!"
"And Thursday?"
"No!"
"Why?"
"Because you are standing behind the picture yourself on Thursday."

What is the difference between a student from London and a student from Brighton?
The student from London has a gap-year while the student from Brighton has a gay-year.

How do you call a drag-queen looking for an opportunity to multiply his money?
-Transvestor.

Their first wedding night. He asks his wife:
"Have you ever slept with a man before?"
"No, darling, how could you think that way?" Answers the wife
"But I have."

He was so gay that he sold his car only because it was equipped with a Straight Six engine.

A man comes to visit a shrink saying:
-Doctor, I am gay.
-Well, well. Are you a fashion designer?
-No.
-So you’re a poet?
-No, doctor.
-So, who are you then?
-I am a builder.
-Then you’re no gay, you’re a pederast.

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