History Jokes about Robin

Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Because poor people didn't have any money.

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When Robin Hood married Guinevere, they had a little daughter and decided to call her Little Red Riding Hood.

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Who was Peeping Tom's best friend?
Robin Lewd.

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Why did lord give tablets to Moses?
Because he had indigestion.

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Why did Maria from "Sound of Music" fail to become a holy Sister?
Because she fell into a Trapp.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
The same middle name.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get earrings?
A buck-an-ear.

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What do you give to the Holy Father?
A needle, a thread and some patches.

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What did Snow White say while awaiting her photos?
Someday my prints will come!

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Where did Tarzan buy his clothes?
At a jungle sale.

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Just before the Ark set sail, Noah saw his two sons fishing over the side.
"Easy on the bait, lads," he said. "Remember I've only got two worms."

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What happens when the King burps?
He issues a royal pardon.

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How do you make holy water?
Take a gun and fire at it.

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Where did the general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.

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Who was the fastest runner in history?
Adam. He was first in the human race.

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What weapon was most feared by Medieval knights?
A can-opener.

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