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Nuke or Nurse? Save the planet from the Nuke and please the Nurse. Yes, I am the Adder but I do not eat frogs - I eat funny jokes and now I am hungry for one from you! Add your joke to my database and become an adder yourself :) You see, this is my hobby project. In real life I work with debt consolidation and mortgage. Not much fun you say? Well, there's nothing more pleasant than a good loan! |
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1. They say that laughing generates a lot of vitamin C. Did you know that you could die of C overdose? Well, that’s true. Statistics show that an average human can die after 24 funny jokes. 2. When you laugh at funny jokes you can possibly hit your head at a door-post if there is one around. Hitting a head at a door-post may cause death. 3. Laughing can be a reason of swallowing your tongue. In case you have a long tongue (sure you have – you visited our funny jokes site) it can close your windpipe. You’ll die without the oxygen. You are not a fish, are you? 4. Hard laughing at funny jokes can cause a severe heart-attack. 5. Laughing usually attracts red-haired monsters living in the woods. They lurk at a laugher, grab him and snap his laughing head off... We could go on with this list. There are many reasons why you should avoid laughing at funny jokes. Still I believe that people will laugh on anyway. I cannot reproach them. Joking and mocking still rules! So, what in the end happened with poor Mr. Broomstick? Do not worry, he’s OK. He married Nurse and they live somewhere by the woods... |
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Well, I suppose you cannot learn this stuff in normal literature lessons. I have always wondered why they haven’t made any research on the history of jokes. I made some and here’s what I found. History of jokes traces back far into the cradle of humankind. Jokes are the very first genre of literature. Here is the history line:
This is a short history of jokes. If you know more historical events, do not hesitate to contact the adder! |
20
000 B.C.E – Bulumbu Amhamba from the tribes of Kalatuka makes a joke on
his chief. Bulumbu ends his courageous life in a kettle but he writes his
name in the history of jokes forever.
January
17, 1962 C.E. – Mr. James Eugene Carrey (A.K.A Jim Carrey) is born.
September
20, 2001 C.E. – Address to a Joint Session of Congress and the American
People by George W. Bush. Oh, what an event!