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November 16, 2006
I Killed Your Cock
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a cock. Whack! The cock disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said: |
November 9, 2006
Money Laundering
John: "I was laundering money all night long." |
November 5, 2006
Virgin Wool
Where do you get virgin wool from? |
November 5, 2006
Bed Behavior
Black widdow usually kills and eats her partner after having sex. Other spiders are less agressive - they just lay back and have a cigarette. |
October 28, 2006
Ape Into A Man
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Reasons to avoid laughing
1. They say that laughing generates a lot of vitamin C. Did you know that you could die of C overdose? Well, that’s true. Statistics show that an average human can die after 24 funny jokes.
2. When you laugh at funny jokes you can possibly hit your head at a door-post if there is one around. Hitting a head at a door-post may cause death.
3. Laughing can be a reason of swallowing your tongue. In case you have a long tongue (sure you have – you visited our funny jokes site) it can close your windpipe. You’ll die without the oxygen. You are not a fish, are you?
4. Hard laughing at funny jokes can cause a severe heart-attack.
5. Laughing usually attracts red-haired monsters living in the woods. They lurk at a laugher, grab him and snap his laughing head off...
We could go on with this list. There are many reasons why you should avoid laughing at funny jokes. Still I believe that people will laugh on anyway. I cannot reproach them. Joking and mocking still rules!
So, what in the end happened with poor Mr. Broomstick? Do not worry, he’s OK. He married Nurse and they live somewhere by the woods...
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