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October 27, 2006

Skoda Is A Nice Car

-Why do Skodas have a rear window wiper?
-To remove the flies that crash into them.

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October 18, 2006

Who is on the passenger seat?

What is better:
A drunk father by the wheel and his ten years old daughter on the passenger seat, or a ten years old daughter by the wheel and her drunk father on the passenger seat?

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Reasons to avoid laughing
1. They say that laughing generates a lot of vitamin C. Did you know that you could die of C overdose? Well, that’s true. Statistics show that an average human can die after 24 funny jokes.

2. When you laugh at funny jokes you can possibly hit your head at a door-post if there is one around. Hitting a head at a door-post may cause death.

3. Laughing can be a reason of swallowing your tongue. In case you have a long tongue (sure you have – you visited our funny jokes site) it can close your windpipe. You’ll die without the oxygen. You are not a fish, are you?

4. Hard laughing at funny jokes can cause a severe heart-attack.

5. Laughing usually attracts red-haired monsters living in the woods. They lurk at a laugher, grab him and snap his laughing head off...

We could go on with this list. There are many reasons why you should avoid laughing at funny jokes. Still I believe that people will laugh on anyway. I cannot reproach them. Joking and mocking still rules!

So, what in the end happened with poor Mr. Broomstick? Do not worry, he’s OK. He married Nurse and they live somewhere by the woods...

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