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August 26, 2007
Why are women so ugly these days?
- Why are there so many gays around?
- Because, when it comes to finding a wife, it is hard to choose between a beet-root and a bowl of jelly-meat. |
January 6, 2007
Watson went to a whore
Once Mr. Watson went to a whore. They spent a night and in the morning she asked upon him:
"You are a naughty man Mr. Watson. What would Mrs. Hudson say if she knew where you have been?"
"How do you know Mrs. Hudson?"
"Elementary, My Dear Watson- said the whore roughly and took of the wig." |
December 8, 2006
Can Gays Walk On Water?
He was so gay that he would rather walk on water than with a woman... |
November 16, 2006
I Slept With A Man
A wife approaches her husband: "Dear, I must confess
I slept with another man." "So did I, darling!" Says husband impishly.
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October 29, 2006
What A Wonderful Death
Two gay fleas walked down a man. When they reached the butt one flea slipped and fell into man's ass... Other flea exclaimed: "Oh, what a wonderful death!" |
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Reasons to avoid
laughing 1. They
say that laughing generates a lot of vitamin C. Did you know that
you could die of C overdose? Well, that’s true. Statistics show that
an average human can die after 24 funny jokes.
2. When you
laugh at funny jokes you can possibly hit your head at a door-post
if there is one around. Hitting a head at a door-post may cause
death.
3. Laughing can be a reason of swallowing your tongue.
In case you have a long tongue (sure you have – you visited our
funny jokes site) it can close your windpipe. You’ll die without the
oxygen. You are not a fish, are you?
4. Hard laughing at
funny jokes can cause a severe heart-attack.
5. Laughing
usually attracts red-haired monsters living in the woods. They lurk
at a laugher, grab him and snap his laughing head off...
We
could go on with this list. There are many reasons why you should
avoid laughing at funny jokes. Still I believe that people
will laugh on anyway. I cannot reproach them. Joking and mocking
still rules!
So, what in the end happened with poor Mr.
Broomstick? Do not worry, he’s OK. He married Nurse and they live
somewhere by the woods...
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