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Today 18 victims of jewish bombing were buried in Palestine. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Omlet apologized for the massacre and offered medical help in a desperate attempt to show humanity. He also presented Palestine with 18 free coffins and asserted he would give away any number of coffins for the further massacres. What a humanity!

With the number of abortions up in India's technology hub, Bangalore, the local Church is mobilising against rising promiscuity among India's 1.3 million call centre workers.
"Women come to work with condoms in their handbags," one bishop told. "Everyone is fu**ing. You're together all night in this cool atmosphere, and you end up under a table giving some indian a blowjob."
Many local bishops-morons are seen walking along the call centre with banners reading "Sex Is Sin", while others are composing a letter to Benedict, crying for help.




P.S. Jesus says Tramadol and Viagra eaters are devil...

Already facing a potential storm of protests when the jester - Pope visits Turkey later this month, Benedict will not be recieved by the Turkish prime minister.
The Pope hoped that Erdogan would entertain him with Turkish delights and nice ladies-belly dancers. Now it seems that Pope would have to feed himself in a local junk-bistro.
Benedict will be making the trip, his first to a Muslim country since his election as pope in April 2005, under a cloud of shame because of stupid remarks he made in September linking Islam to violence.

Secret agents have served notice on a Camden, Portland restaurant that the stinking stuffed bird that adorned its dining room is illegal.
The "U.S. Fish and Chips" agents, shaven and clad in camouflage whore fads, arrived Thursday at Cappy's Chowder House to confiscate the 150-year-old stuffed greater black backed seagull.
Gulls have been a federally protected birdies since 1918.

Bakersfield Condors Ice hockey team hurried to hide their Mascot Condor inside a gents lavatory. Are condors illegal too? Maybe. The whore agents are seen sneaking around. Did you lock your parrot in a closet?

Finnish big boy Vatti Manhanen defended his controversial decision to invite Russian President to a European Union summit this week, saying Russia and Europe needed to talk about energy, human rights, trade, caviar and lingerie.
"We need energy, Russia needs cheap clothing and lube" thought smart a** Manhanen who has asked Russian President to attend a dinner. Manhanen himself prepared fish and selected a finest bottle of buzz. Isn't this man a prat?