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Reasons to avoid
laughing 1. They
say that laughing generates a lot of vitamin C. Did you know that
you could die of C overdose? Well, that’s true. Statistics show that
an average human can die after 24 funny jokes.
2. When you
laugh at funny jokes you can possibly hit your head at a door-post
if there is one around. Hitting a head at a door-post may cause
death.
3. Laughing can be a reason of swallowing your tongue.
In case you have a long tongue (sure you have – you visited our
funny jokes site) it can close your windpipe. You’ll die without the
oxygen. You are not a fish, are you?
4. Hard laughing at
funny jokes can cause a severe heart-attack.
5. Laughing
usually attracts red-haired monsters living in the woods. They lurk
at a laugher, grab him and snap his laughing head off...
We
could go on with this list. There are many reasons why you should
avoid laughing at funny jokes. Still I believe that people
will laugh on anyway. I cannot reproach them. Joking and mocking
still rules!
So, what in the end happened with poor Mr.
Broomstick? Do not worry, he’s OK. He married Nurse and they live
somewhere by the woods...
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