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    Reasons to avoid laughing
    1. They say that laughing generates a lot of vitamin C. Did you know that you could die of C overdose? Well, that’s true. Statistics show that an average human can die after 24 funny jokes.

    2. When you laugh at funny jokes you can possibly hit your head at a door-post if there is one around. Hitting a head at a door-post may cause death.

    3. Laughing can be a reason of swallowing your tongue. In case you have a long tongue (sure you have – you visited our funny jokes site) it can close your windpipe. You’ll die without the oxygen. You are not a fish, are you?

    4. Hard laughing at funny jokes can cause a severe heart-attack.

    5. Laughing usually attracts red-haired monsters living in the woods. They lurk at a laugher, grab him and snap his laughing head off...

    We could go on with this list. There are many reasons why you should avoid laughing at funny jokes. Still I believe that people will laugh on anyway. I cannot reproach them. Joking and mocking still rules!

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