Funny Knock Knock Jokes

You can never know who is standing behind your door. It might be a Vampire, it might be a sick postman. Knock-knock! Open to find out who.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy you stop making that terrible noise, eh?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Hoody
Hoody who?
Hoody you think you are?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Godfrey
Godfrey who?
Godfrey tickets for theatre; Are you coming?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena bit closer, I'll tell you a secret.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask me stupid questions.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe go to the disco with me tonight?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Stepfather
Stepfather who?
One stepfather and I will be in.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream again, I'll push it into his throat.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the postman, I've got news for you.

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