Naughty National Jokes

Wanna accuse me of racism? Come on, there's nothing bad in telling national jokes... only they are a bit insulting.

Where do they keep cattle in Russia?
In Moos-cow.

Betty: I'm glad I wasn't born in France.
Dotty: Why is that?
Betty: I can't speak French.

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
He went inSeine.

Where was Onan born?
In Wankover, Canada.

What town in Britain smells of rotting meat?
Oldham.

How do you sink an American submarine?
You just knock on the trapdoor.

What did ancient Greeks shout when Archimedes fell in a dung-heap?
You reeka! You reeka!

How did the Viking sailors keep in touch with one another?
They used the Norse Code.

What do the cannibal vegetarians eat in Scandinavia?
Only Swedes.

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
Mexicans.

What do Eskimos sing at birthday parties?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

How does an Eskimo make his house?
Igloos it together!

John: What nationality are you?
James: Well, my father was born in Iceland and my mother was born in Cuba.
John: I know, you're an Ice Cube.

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