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What has many pricks but is not a pincushion?
A whore.

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How do you find my breast, dear?
With hardship, darling!

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What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who has just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude an rosey.

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How does Casanova earn extra money?
He is a donor in the sperm bank.

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Doctor, it hurts when I do THIS.
Well, don't do THAT.

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If a guy went picking berries with a girl and a guy looked content when they'd come back, they didn't get much berries for sure.

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60% of respondents asserted they have had an outdoor sex...
...other 40% are too lazy to get the hell outa their beds.

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- Did you marry Christine?
- Nope.
- Why?
- She told me I was not rich enough.
- But you have this rich uncle. Why did not you tell her?
- I did. Now she is my aunt.

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What is the difference between a spray and a dick?
- You shake a spray before use but you shake a dick after use.

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What hangs around in the day but hangs down in the night?
- A sock.
What hangs down in the day but hangs around in the night?
- A cock.

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What's the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Pope?
Pam is topless while the Pope is hopeless.

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What is the difference between Pope Benedict and a gay?
None.
Neither of them loves women...

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