Short Jokes About Bush

So here we are. Another funny set of Bush jokes. Learn more about this outstanding leader, scientist and war expert.

George W Bush went to a shrink.
Doc: What is up, man?
Bushy: I have a problem - I do not believe in George W Bush.

George W Bush went to his make-up artist saying:
Betty, draw a dot on my forehead, please. The way Indian people have it.
Betty: Why, sir?
Bush: Oh, an ambassador from India said to me pointing at his head: "You are a good man but you are missing something up there".

America embarked on a war in Antarctica. Georgian President Eduard Shevarnadze, in support of President Bush, decided to expel all of the penguins from Tbilisi zoo.

At an interview:
Mr Bush, can you prove that Iraq possesses weapons of mass destruction?
Oh, yes, we have retained the receipts proving the payment.

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