Sport Jokes

What did the clerk say to Stephen Hendry and Ronnie O'Sullivan when they went into Barclays bank?
Cue here, please!

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What's the difference between a nail and a boxer?
One gets knocked in, the other gets knocked out.

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Why nobody wants to play table tennis with the dirty man?
Because Mr Ping pongs!

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What is green, has six legs and always stays at the end of the queue?
A snooker table.

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Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball.

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What is the best way to win a race/
Run faster than everyone else.

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Why was the boxer nicknamed Picasso?
Because he spent all his time on the canvas.

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Who wrote the guide for young swimmers titled "Swimming the English Channel Efficiently"?
Frances Neer.

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Why is a scrambled egg like the Indian cricket team?
They both get beaten.

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Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

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What is red, runs on wheels and eats grass?
Felipe Massa's Formula car.

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What disease do martial artists get?
Kung Flu.

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Can a match box?
No but a tin can.

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