Stinking Jokes Pong!

How good is your nose? Can you smell the difference between a dead sailor and a stinking joke?

My uncle Merv spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

What is a difference between a maggot and a cockroach?
Cockroaches crunch more when you eat them but the maggots are stickier on the tongue.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with Frankenstein monster?
Stinkenstein.

What is green and red and goes at 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.

There was a young man called Art,
He thought he'd be terribly smart.
He ate ten cans of beans and busted his jeans,
With a loud and a shattering fart!

What's invisible and smells of carrots?
Bunny farts!

What fur do you get from a skunk?
As fur away as possible.

Doctor, can you give me anything for excessive wind?
Yes, sure, here's a kite.

A man asked a chemist for something that smelled of rotten eggs, musty socks and sour milk.
"Why would you want something like that?"
"It says in my tenancy agreement that I have to leave my rented flat exactly as I found it."

What is green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus on your shoulder?
Koala's vomit. You were told not to stand near the tree, weren't you?

What floats in space and smells of dead sailors?
A nasteroid.

What has fifty legs but cannot walk?
Half of a centipede.

There was a young man from South Ealing.
He got in jail for the stealing.
Note reads on the door,
"Please don't spit on the floor".
So he jumped up and pat on the ceiling.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

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