Vampire Jokes

What became the official title of Count Dracula when he seized the crown of Transylvania?
The Great Vamperor.

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Mommy, what is a vampire?
Be quiet, dear, and drink your soup before it clots.

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Where does Dracula keep his savings?
In the blood bank.

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What do ZomBees gather into their hives?
Bloodcells.

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What is Dracula's favourite dog?
A bloodhound.

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Why did the count Dracula's children stay up all night?
They were studying for a blood test.

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Why does Batman always remain single?
Because he has bat breath.

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What is count Dracula's favourite ice cream?
Vein-illa with bloodberries.

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What is the best technique to suck blood?
Using vam-pair of fangs.

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What do you call a single vampire?
A bat-chelor.

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Count Dracula decided to build an extension to his dark castle, so he crossed a cement mixer, a monster and a hen. Now he's got a demon bricklayer.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.

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What is the best way of avoiding infection from biting vampires?
Well, don't bite any vampires!

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Who brings presents to little vampires?
Santa Jaws.

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Where do vampires stay when in New York?
At Vampire State Building.

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